Uninspiring Affirmations, 2025 Anti-Motivational Calendar, 12 x 9 inches

Brand: Generic

Color: Black

Features:

• Sarcastic Affirmations: This 2025 anti-motivational calendar offers a hilarious twist on traditional affirmations, providing unapologetically cynical and demotivating statements to embrace your inner pessimist.
• Unique Design: Featuring a sleek black cover with bold gold lettering, this spiral-bound wall calendar stands out with its eye-catching and unconventional aesthetic.
• Daily Dose of Humor: With a new demotivating affirmation for each day of the year, this calendar promises to bring a touch of sarcasm and laughter to your daily routine.
• Dimensions: Measures approximately 8.7x 12.2 inches when open, offering ample space to display the witty affirmations in a readable format.
• Perfect Gift: Whether for yourself or a friend with a dark sense of humor, this anti-motivational calendar makes a unique and entertaining present for those who appreciate a good laugh at the expense of positivity.

Part Number: 2025102

Details: Embrace the power of cynicism with the Uninspiring Affirmations 2025 Anti-Motivational Calendar. This unique calendar offers a refreshingly pessimistic take on the traditional motivational calendar, featuring sarcastic and demotivating affirmations that will crush any remaining positivity you might have. With its sleek black design and bold golden text, this calendar is a perfect addition to any workspace or living space where positive vibes go to die. Measuring 12 inches by 9 inches, it's the ideal size to hang on your wall and serve as a constant reminder to lower your expectations and embrace the mediocrity of life. Indulge in the delightful cynicism of Uninspiring Affirmations and let it be the antidote to the relentless optimism that surrounds you.

Package Dimensions: 13.0 x 8.5 x 1.0 inches